At last! Someone provides a valid solution to this menace!
Take iguana prima donnas in stride, Palm Beach
A fine day it is in these United States when two out-of-wedlock iguanas from South America — who probably came here illegally and haven't even bothered to learn the language — can cause all these headaches. We start pointing fingers. Who's to blame? A breakdown in family values? Deregulation on Wall Street? Lax border security? Bernie Madoff?
--->Susan
